This time around, however, a new feature has been added. As the official poster above suggests, it’s the Louisiana Pyrate Wench Pageant and contestants are wanted. Are you planning a trip to NOLA at the end of the month, or are you already one of the lucky ladies who lives in or around my ancestral home? Think you know a thing or two about piratical history and Louisiana lore? Got a costume that would make Anne Bonny hide her head in shame and drink herself into a stupor? Speaking of which, can you drink the average pirate under the table? Then this is the pageant for you. Show those skinny runway lasses that a true pirate wench has more than meets the eye and sign up here. That undeniably glorious Swarovski crystal crown is only a little swagger, a little attitude and a little knowledge away.
Go for it, wenches; your chances are pretty good this year. After all, I – to my great chagrin – cannot be there.
Header: Louisiana Pyrate Wench Pageant poster via NOLA Pyrate Week
7 comments:
Now we're somebodys!
Most gracious thanks for yer continued and unwavering support...and we shall certainly raise a tankard (or three) in yer name! In fact, rumour has it a pair o' celebrated cephalopods be makin' the trip with us...
Our best to yer crew - we look for'ard to ye joining us in the future!
Ahoy, Pauline! YOu definitely meet or exceed all the criteria for this contest...
You always were, me good Captain! I wish you joy of this years Pyrate Week; and that we could be there with ya. (A picture or two of the plushy sea devils roaming the bayous would put a smile on a certain young lady's face, by the by :)
Timmy! 2015 that crown is MINE!
Pyrate Week, eh? That explains the Skull and Crossbones I saw hanging from three balconies on and around Esplanade yesterday.
Now that I think about it, I've already got a pirate name. Kind of.
Sounds like great fun! Wish we had something like that happening here.
Keith.
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Pete: Oh com'on; no playing coy. You knew this was comin' like Mardi Gras before it :) And yeah; if that isn't a pyrate name I don't know what is, brother.
Le Loup: Time to organize, my friend. I'm fairly sure there a hundreds of people who would get on board with Pyrate Week in Oz!
Aye...what Master Timmy said!
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