Booty: There's One On Every Crew

It's Holiday time again, Brethren and you know what that means! No! Not debt! It mean gifts for every pirate and privateer in your life. A little something for under that Jolly Roger topped tree. So, up until the beginning of Kwanzaa (which I think will therefor cover me on all end-of-the-year-based celebrations), Friday Booty at Triple P will be dedicated to gift ideas.

Let's kick things off right with a t-shirt for your mates who just aren't quite up to the spit and polish of Royal Navy standards. You know that guy. The one that keeps his ship "in ordinary" all year round. Shameful, I know, but maybe this little bit of apparel will make him think about the state of his ship, and his life:

That's right. That says "Sailor Trash" and I don't think it can be more clear. Time to move the empty grog barrels out of the front yard, mate. Think of the neighbors.

This, and many more decidedly funny if potentially offensive t-shirts (ed note: and I mean really offensive so don't click over and then blame me if you don't like what you see), can be purchased from the good folks at T-Shirt Hell. So what are you waiting for? We both know everyone has a seaman like that guy in their life, and the shirt is under $20 U.S. Cross Delmar off your list and thank Pauline.

See you tomorrow for Sailor Mouth Saturday!